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Daniel: Boy, I sure I hope buying this huge bag full of blank tapes wasn't a waste of money. But they were 2 for 1 at Radio Shack, so how could I resist? |
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Louis: I want to tell you the story of my life. |
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Lestat: Oh and that isn't terribly cliche. |
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Louis:
Please, Lestat. You don't come in until later. How shall I begin? By proving my extensive knowledge of 19th century literature or scaring the life out of you? I am a vampire. |
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Daniel: Lucky vampires can't get cancer from second-hand smoke, eh? hahaha *cough* *cough* |
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Louis:
*flash into the past* My wife and child are dead. I suck. |
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Lestat: I thought it was your brother. Didn't you push him down the stairs? |
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Louis: It wasn't me. And anyhow, this is the movie version, not the book. Just wait until you see what Hollywood did to Queen of the Damned. |
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Daniel: *ahem* We're wasting tape... |
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Louis: I
know. I'll go cheat at poker and maybe someone will put
me out of my misery. . . . . Maybe if I sleep with a prostitute, she'll put me out of my misery. . . . . Ack! The pimp is trying to put me out of my misery! |
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Lestat: Not if I get to you first. Muahaha. I'll drink your blood and leave you in the river. Watch me fly! I am Batman. |
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Louis: Now I'm cold and wet and I'm still alive. How awful. |
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Lestat: I can change that for you. I can give you the choice... I... never... had... |
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Louis: Hey, it's William Shatner! Oh, oh, it's you. Okay, just let me gawk at a sunrise like I've never seen one before and I'll be all set. |
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Lestat: Haha. Now you're a vampire. |
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Louis: I feel cheap. |